Equa unega wahuhi
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One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking
her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked
with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?" The

mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "I can't, dear," she said. "I

have to sleep in Daddy's room."

A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice: "The big sissy."

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A mother took her three-year-old daughter to church for the first time.
The church lights were lowered, and then the choir came down the aisle,
carrying lighted candles. All was quiet until the little one started to sing
in a loud voice, Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you...

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Nine-year-old Joey was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday
School. Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy

lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt. When he got to

the Red Sea, he had his engineers build a pontoon bridge, and all the people
walked across safely. Then he used his walkie-talkie to radio headquarters

and call in an air strike. They sent in bombers to blow up the bridge and all

the Israelites were saved.

" Now, Joey, is that REALLY what your teacher taught you? " asked his

mother.
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"Well, no, Mom, but if I told it the way the teacher did, you'd never believe

it! "

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A child came home from Sunday School and told his mother that he had
learned a new song about a cross-eyed bear that was named Gladly. It took

his mother a while before she realized that the hymn was really "Gladly,

The Cross I'd Bear,"

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A four-year-old Catholic boy was playing with a four-year-old Protestant
girl in a plastic wading pool in the back yard. They splashed a lot of water
on each other; their clothes were soaking wet, so they decide to take off
the wet clothes.

The little boy looked at the little girl and said, "Golly, I didn't know there

was that much difference between Catholics and Protestants,"

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It was that time during the Sunday morning service for " the childrens'
sermon," and all the children were invited to come forward. One little

girl was wearing a particularly pretty dress and, as she sat down, the

pastor leaned over and said to her: " That is a very pretty dress. Is it

your Easter dress?"

The little girl replied, directly into the pastor's clip-on microphone,
"Yes, and my Mom says it's a bitch to iron."

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Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground,
Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the

Sunday School teacher said, "Bobby, when I was a child, I was told if

that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that."

Bobby looked up and replied, " Well, Ms Smith, you can't say you

weren't warned."

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